Dear sir/madam


My name is princess Rita Verdongo of Trotsoland. I am writing to you, because I am in great want of reliable help in a delicate matter. My great uncle, king Pim, has left me a considerable heritage, worth many billions of euros. Unfortunately this heritage is locked in a vault in Den Haag and I am unable to retrieve it myself.

Therefore I need your assistance. Please help me retrieve my heritage. All you need to do is vote for me. It will cost you nothing. In return I will give you a great reward. I will solve all crimes and traffic jams, and spend large amounts of money on all things you think are important without raising taxes. This is my solemn promise to you.

If you are willing to help me, please contact my lawyer mr Kay. He will tell you what more you can do to have me retrieve what is rightfully mine, for instance by investing in my venture. Please circulate this plea among all you acquaintances.